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big a space do I need to write about this subject? As mushroom as possible.=
]
Momma always told me, “You are w=
hat you eat.”
I started eating mushrooms every day be=
cause I wanted to become a fun guy.
What=
is the result of Godzilla stepping on your house?
Mushrooms.=
What made the mushroom forager such a g=
ood person?
He had good morels.
What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
A spores ca=
r.
What are the easiest mushrooms to car=
ry?
Portobello mushrooms.
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My uncle always hated eating mushrooms.
But now that he’=
;s dead, they’re beginning to grow on him.
Don’t walk through a field of psychedelic mushrooms.
It’s quite a tripping hazard.
What vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mush=
rooms.
If getting ordinary words confuse=
d with types of mushrooms was an Olympic sport…
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I’=
;d be world champignon.
Every cloud has=
a silver lining…
Unless it’s a mushroom cloud. T=
hen it’s likely strontium.
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Dr =
Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no alarm.”
e.www.avast.com
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