[A bl=
og reader asked for cucumber/pickle jokes. Sorry. When life gave me lemons,=
I have to dill with it.]
Walking down t=
he road last night, I passed a lemon cake, some lemon cookies, and a lemon =
custard.
I thought, “The streets are strangely desserte=
d tonight.”
Did you know that you =
can get a slice of lemon meringue pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you=
can get key lime pie for $1.00?
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Those are the pie rates of t=
he Caribbean.
Which tree has only a grad=
e-school education?
A lemon tree.
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What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly poss=
essions?
An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
Why was the lemon sent to detention after school.
It was always tarty.
Sherlock w=
as gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting.
“A lemon tree, my dear Watson.”
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I was watching an Australian cooking show. The audience applauded=
when the host made a lemon meringue.
I was confused because =
I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no alarm.”