[Hope=
you are all ears for our jokes about corn. And more jokes in the shopping =
cart for the week ahead!]
How much does =
pirate corn cost?
A buck an ear.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What the corniest part of a farmer’s fie=
ld?
The corner.
Two corns =
in a field were telling each other corny jokes.
They were the=
laughing stalk of the field.
Did you he=
ar about the corn cob that joined the army?
It was quickly =
promoted to kernel.
Dad fertilized the=
garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
What do you call a single kernel on a corn cob?
A unicorn.
What’s the best f=
ood to talk to?
Corn. They’re all ears.
Why was the farmer scared to go in his corn field?=
He was afraid of being stalked.
What did the ear of corn say when its clothes fell off?=
Ah =
shucks!
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Dr. Bob Griffin=
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
[email protected] www.grif.ne=
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