[My j=
okes last week about apples, bananas, and avocados raised a crop of obvious=
ly jealous readers. But I just don’t carrot all and am going to conti=
nue for a while.]
Why was Frosty inspect=
ing the carrots at the grocery store?
He was picking his nose=
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What do you call a carrot with 4 sid=
es?
A square root.
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.=
I couldn’t find the thingy that peels potato=
es and carrots, so I asked my kids if they’d seen it.
A=
pparently, she went to her mother two days ago.
How do you make your vegetable soup golden?
Add 24 ca=
rrots.
What did the rabbit say to the le=
ttuce?
Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.
I called the police to remove some carrots from =
my fridge…
They were disturbing the peas.
What do you call a carrot that talks back to you?
A fresh vegetable.
What =
did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell=
carrots?”
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Dr. B=
ob Griffin
[email protected] www=
=2Egrif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
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