=
[Wednesday’s banana jo=
kes and Thursday’s apple puns were easy. Avocado jokes for Friday? Sh=
ould have waited a week for Friday the 13th)
Don’t rub avocado in your eyes.
You might get guacom=
a.
What do you call an avocado that was =
ripe 2 weeks ago?
Guaca-moldy.
I just saw a priest blessing an avocado in the produce aisle of Safew=
ay.
Holy guacamole.
What d=
o you call an avocado that’s giving you the silent treatment?
An incommunicado.
What do they ma=
ke from avocados that are grown in the Everglades?
Guacodiles=
=2E
I’ve invented a game where avo=
cados appear randomly and you have to smash as many as possible within the =
time limit.
I’m calling it Guac-a-Mole.
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddo=
s.
Another wooden ball?
Wo=
uld it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood =
ring or at least a rubber ball?
What do =
you get when you cross an avocado with a two-way radio?
A gua=
ckie-talkie.
What’s the difference=
between a ripe and a rotten avocado?
About fifteen minutes.
~~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must s=
tep up the stairs “