=
[Sorry, but banana jokes are=
so ap-peel-ing to me]
Why did the ban=
ana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a dat=
e.
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
A friend=
told me that all apples were yellow.
I was like, “That=
’s bananas.”
What should you=
do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
My wife&#=
8217;s been on a banana diet.
She hasn’t lost any weigh=
t, but you should see her climb trees now.
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
What do you call it when a banana eats =
another banana?
Canabananalism.
They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.=
App=
arently, they’re long enough already.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no alarm.”