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Ladies and =
gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I will tell yo=
u a tale I know nothing about.
Admission is=
free, so pay at the door.
Pull up a seat a=
nd sit on the floor.
One bright day in the middle of the night=
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced each other.
Drew =
their swords, then shot each other.
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sp;
A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout hooray!
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
He went to stop the two dead boys.
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nbsp;
He lived on the corner, in the middle of th=
e block
In a two-story house on a vacant lot=
=2E
A man with no legs came walking by,
And kicked the lawman in the thigh.
He crashed throug=
h the wall, without making a sound,
Into a d=
ry creek bed and suddenly drowned.
The long=
black hearse came to cart him away,
But he =
ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big ro=
und table;
The only eyewitness to facts of m=
y fable.
But if you doubt my lies are true,=
Just ask the blind man – he saw it to=
o.
~~~
Dr=
=2E Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net=
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”