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01/05/26 Grif.Net – Dead Dog

01/05/26 Grif.Net – Dead Dog

Had a ca=
ll the other day from a woman whose pet poodle of 15 years had died. "=
I want to give it a lovely funeral, with a casket, flowers, and a full Chri=
stian burial", she said.

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"What!" I shouted. "I am a res=
pected Baptist minister and will not think of have a funeral and burial for=
some dead dog.  What would the people in town think of me? What would=
the elders in my church say if they found out I was having a funeral for a=
stupid animal?"

 

"Well," she continued, "I was going to=
pay whoever did the funeral $500.00."

 

I sheepishly replied, "W=
ell, why didn’t you tell me it was a BAPTIST dog?"

 

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Dr. Bob Griffin
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220;Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”

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