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Q: What did Dr. Bob say at 1=
1:59 p.m. on New Year’s Eve?
A: “No more lousy j=
okes until next year, I promise!”
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Q: How did my diet plan to lose 20 pounds in 2025 work out?
A=
: As of today (Dec. 30th) I only have 30 more to go!
Q: Do you know why I love when they drop the ball i=
n Times Square at midnight?
A: It’s a nice reminder of =
what I did at work all year.
Q: Did you =
hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31?
A: His wife wanted him to make a New Year’s toast.
Q: How did an optimist and a pessimist both enj=
oy New Year’s Eve?
A: The optimist stayed up to see the New Year b=
egin while the pessimist stayed up to make sure the old year left.
Q: What’s the easiest way to keep your New=
Year’s resolution to read more?
A: Watch TV shows wit=
h subtitles on.
Q: What’s a spider=
’s New Year’s resolution?
A: To spend less time =
on the web.
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Q: What do you call someone =
who loves going to work after New Year’s parties?
A: R=
etired.
Q: What is the best New YearR=
17;s resolution you’ve made for 2026?
A: To stop proc=
rastinating but I’m going to wait until 2027 to start.
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Q: What New Year’s resolution guarantees success=
?
A: Making a resolution to break your resolution.=
~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorri=
ng all my sin, adoring only Him”
[email protected] www.grif.net