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My wife has set a limit on h=
ow much we spend on each other this Christmas.
It’s $50=
on me, and $1000 on her.
I bought =
my wife a fridge for Christmas.
Now I just can’t wait t=
o see her face light up when she opens it.
My girlfriend was angry when I gave her a box of photos of all her old b=
oyfriends for Christmas.
I don’t know why; she said she=
wanted an ex box.
I just bought Granny =
an artificial leg for Christmas.
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It’s not her main pres=
ent, just a stocking filler.
The sweater=
I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity.
So I=
took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one free of charge.=
For Christmas, I bought my wife new bea=
ds for her abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I asked my son what he wanted me to get=
him for Christmas.
He told me, “Google Glasses!̶=
1;
I said, “OK, but I already know what glasses are.=
221;
If anyone is still Christmas shoppi=
ng for me…
I take a size 2XL in Caribbean cruises.=
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Dr. Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif=
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“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
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