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Q: What’s the best way=
to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve it pizza and ice cream.
Q: What do you call a turkey the day after Tha=
nksgiving?
A: Lucky!
Q: W=
hat do you call the turkey prom?
A: It was a Butterball.
Q: What do you call a turkey on the run?
A: Fast food.
Q: Why didn&#=
8217;t the chef season the turkey?
A: There wasn’t eno=
ugh thyme.
Q: Why did the turkey cross t=
he road?
A: To get to the other sides.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?A: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day.
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Q: What did the turkeys think when they met the Pilgrims?
A: They look friendly. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.=
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“From all harm =
safe in His sheltering arms
I’m living by fait=
h and feel no alarm.”
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