11/25/25 Grif.Net – Thanksgiving Q&A for the Family

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Q: How many cooks do you nee=
d to stuff a turkey?

A: Just one, but sometimes they don&#82=
17;t fit.

Q: What do you get when you dr=
op a pumpkin?

A: Squash.

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Q: How many bakers does it take to make a pie? 

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A: 3.14=
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Q: What kind of key doesn’t unlock a=
door?

A: A tur-key.

Q: W=
hat comes at the beginning of parades?

A: The letter “=
p.”

Q: Did you hear about the turk=
ey that plays baseball?

A: He covers first baste.=

Q: What’s the favorite dance at Thanksgiving=
parties?

A: The Turkey Trot.

Q: What kind of music do Pilgrims listen to?

A: Plymou=
th rock.

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Dr. Bob Griff=
in

[email protected]  www.grif.net=

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220;Jesus knows me, this I Love”