=
"Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each r=
elative finally goes home."
—=
; Melanie White
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot c=
ake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
“I come from a family where gravy is conside=
red a beverage.”
— Erma Bom=
beck
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have =
to let your bathrobe out.”
—=
; Jay Leno
"I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is co=
ld cereal and maybe toast."
—=
; Charlie Brown
“Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel t=
housands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then dis=
cover once a year is way too often.”
— Johnny Carson
“A new survey found that 80 percent of men=
claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear=
them consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.”
— Jimmy Fallon
"I suppose I=
will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for=
it."
— Robert Brault
&quo=
t;After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.&q=
uot;
— Oscar Wilde
=
“An op=
timist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
— Irv Kupcinet
“If you wish t=
o make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe.=
”
— Carl Sagan
"Thanksgiving — when the people who are the most thankful =
are the ones who didn’t have to cook."
— Melanie White
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~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, a=
doring only Him”
[email protected] www.grif.net