Heard th=
at a man in Florida, in his 60s, called his son in California last week. Th=
e father said this to his son:
"I hate to tell you, but we’ve g=
ot some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can’t stand each othe=
r anymore, and we’re getting a divorce. I’ve had it! I want to live out the=
rest of my years in peace. I’m telling you now, so you and your sisters wo=
n’t go into shock later when I move out."
He hung up, and the son imme=
diately called his sisters and told them the news. One of the sisters said,=
"I’ll handle this."
&nbs=
p;
She called Florida and said to her father, =
"Don’t do ANYTHING until we get there! We’ll all be there next Wednesd=
ay night.
Sighing, the father agreed, "All right."
He hung up the=
phone and hollered to his wife, "Okay, they’re all coming for Thanksg=
iving.”
She asked, “Now, what are we going to tell them for Chr=
istmas?"
~~
Dr. Bob G=
riffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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8220;1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given”