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11/13/25 Grif.Net – Confession of a Senior Citizen (part 9)

11/13/25 Grif.Net – Confession of a Senior Citizen (part 9)

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“I have many hidden ta=
lents. Sadly, I can’t remember where I hid them.”

 

“I went into an antique store, and they wouldn’=
t let me leave".

 

“I was told =
that even as a senior I should just pop out of bed in the morning, but I&#8=
217;m not about to sleep in a toaster.”

 

“I remember driving around, young and carefree. Now I turn down=
the radio in the car so I can see better.”

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“I now carry a skateboard when out walking so I don’t &#821=
6;look ridiculous’ while wearing a helmet for fear of falling.”=

 

“I am celebrating today at 77! I =
just paid off my student loan.”

 

&#=
8220;I signed up to be an organ donor, and proud to say I’ve already =
given a number of drivers a piece of my mind.”

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Dr. Bob Griffin
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[email protected]
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www.grif.net

“1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given&#=
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