11/12/25 Grif.Net – Confession of a Senior Citizen (part 8)

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“I heard about a datin=
g site for people my age. It’s called Carbon Dating".

“I define ‘dressing up’ as =
putting on a clean pair of pajamas.”

“I’m glad I learned to laugh at trouble when I was younger, =
because now I don’t have much else to laugh at.”

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“I was asked if I preferred boxers or briefs. I =
said ‘Depends.’”

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0;I will probably leave this world just like I came – bald, confused,=
and wearing a diaper.”

“I a=
sked the YMCA to replace water in the pool with coffee. It seemed the best =
way to dive into the morning.”

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ot;I went to the doctor because I thought I had arthritis. I don’t. I have&=
nbsp;early-onset rigor mortis".

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Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected]  www.grif.net

“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no alarm.”