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What do ghosts have in their=
noses?
Boo-gers!
Wh=
y did the ghost starch his sheet?
He wanted to scare pe=
ople stiff.
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What is a ghost’s favorite d=
esert?
I-scream!
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Wha=
t kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A night-mare
Where does a mummy go for vacation?
The Dead Sea.
Why are vampire=
s bad at art?
They are only able to draw blood.
What’s the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which.
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How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern?
With a pum=
pkin patch.
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Why are graveyards so noisy?=
Because of all the coffin.
What happens if you don’t pay the exorcist on time?
You get repossessed!
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
Continue stead=
fastly in prayer, being watchful in it with thanksgiving.
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