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10/29/25 Grif.Net – How Do You Know?

10/29/25 Grif.Net – How Do You Know?

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How do you know you’re in Georgia? When all directions start with &#8=
220;Go down Peachtree …” and include the phrase “When you=
see the Waffle House …”

How do you know you’re in=
Iowa? When you see 100 John Deeres circling a McDonald’s on Prom nig=
ht.

How do you know you’re in Louisiana? When the zoo has a de=
scription of the animal on the front of the cage like every other zoo but a=
lso adds a recipe.

How do you know you’re in Minnesota? When y=
ou stop at a place with an old tractor and combine and a sign reading &#822=
0;Boat for Sale”. You tell him that you don’t need old farm equ=
ipment, but you’d like to see the boat.

“Just these,” he said, “and they’re boat for =
sale.”

 

How do you know you’re in New Hampshire? When you see =
the state motto “Live Free or Die” on license plates and know t=
hey were made by prisoners in the state penitentiary.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected]  www.grif.net

“From all har=
m safe in His sheltering arms

I’m living by fa=
ith and feel no alarm.”

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