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Q: What is black and covered=
with feathers and flies?
A: A dead crow.
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Q: What family does the zebra belong to? =
A: =
Can’t say, none of the families in our neighborhood owns a zebra.
Q: What do you call two monkeys that share an Ama=
zon account?
A: Prime mates.
Q: Why don’t football players were glasses?
A: It’s a full=
contact sport.
Q: Why is sausage bad fo=
r you?
A: It brings out the Wurst in people.
Q: Why did the teddy bear turn down a slice of cake?
A: He was already stuffed.
Q=
: How much does a chimney cost?
A: Nothing, it’s on the house=
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Q: Have you seen those traffic circl=
es or driven around them? What do you think?
A: One thing fo=
r sure: they are pointless.
Q: What has =
four wheels and flies?
A: The garbage truck.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all=
my sin, adoring only Him”
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[email protected] www.grif.net
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