["R=
esumania" is a term used to describe the unintentional bloopers that o=
ften appear on job candidates’ resumes, job applications and cover letters.=
]
"Objection: To utilize my skills in sales."
(Have you considered law school?)
"My =
salary requirement is $34 per year."
(They say money isn’t everything.)
 =
;
"Served as assistant sore=
manager."
(Ouch.)=
"Work=
history: Bum. Abandoned belongings and led nomadic lifestyle."
(So, you’re willing to travel?)
"Pr=
evious experience: Self-employed – a fiasco."
(Definitely to the point.)
&nbs=
p;
"I vow to fulfill the goal=
s of the company as long as I live."
(And they say loyalty is hard to come by.)
"Reason for leavi=
ng last job: Pushed aside so the vice president’s girlfriend could steal my=
job."
(We’re glad you’re not bitter=
=2E)
~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] w=
ww.grif.net =
“1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given”
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