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[Here are some OLD questions/answers that may still bring a chuckle or g=
roan to each of us today]
What do you call a can open=
er that doesn’t work?
A=
can’t opener.
&nb=
sp;
How come it was called the R=
20;Dark Ages”?
There we=
re a lot of knights.
&nb=
sp;
Why did the ghost go to rehab? =
He was addicted to boos.=
What is the best way to criticize your boss?
Very quietly.
Do yo=
u know what’s odd?
Ever=
y other number.
What’s the leading cause of dry=
skin?
Towels.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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How do you measure a snake?
In inches because they don’t have feet.
What =
do dentists call x-rays?
Toot=
h pics.
What do you call a magician who has lost his =
magic?
Ian.=
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@g=
rif.net www.g=
rif.net
“F=
rom all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m l=
iving by faith and feel no alarm.”
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