"Oh, don’t fuss. I just cut myself; it’s no big d=
eal."
Translation: "I have severed a limb but will bleed to=
death before I admit I’m hurt."
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"I do help around the ho=
use."
Translation: "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry=
basket."
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"Hey, I’ve got my reasons for what I’m doing.&=
quot;
Translation: "I sure hope I think of some reasons pretty s=
oon."
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"I can’t find it."
Translation: "I=
t didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.
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~~~
"What did I do this time?"
Translation: "What did you c=
atch me doing?"
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=
=
"I heard you."
Translation: &=
quot;I have no idea what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can=
fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next 3 days yelling at me.=
"
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Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given”