[Men =
have a way of talking that is sometimes difficult for women to understand t=
he meaning. This week, our goal is to help the wives and gals out there to =
grasp what these short phrases actually mean. You’re welcome.]
"It’s a guy thing.&qu=
ot;
Translation: "there is no rational thought pattern connecte=
d with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
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"Can I help with dinner?"
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Translation: "Why isn’t it already on the table?"
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"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear.&qu=
ot;
Translation: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned respon=
se.
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"It would take too long to explain."
Translation:&n=
bsp; "I have no idea how it works."
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"I’m gett=
ing more exercise lately."
&nbs=
p;
Translation: "The batteries in the rem=
ote are dead."
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"We’re going to be late."=
Translatio=
n: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."=
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D=
r. Bob Griffin
[email protected] w=
ww.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”