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09/03/25 Grif.Net – Back to School Fun (part 3)

09/03/25 Grif.Net – Back to School Fun (part 3)

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Q. What did the triangle say to the circle?
A. You’re pointless.

Q. Why does the math book always look sad?
A. They are full of problems.

Q. Why does a music teacher need a ladder?
A. To reach the high notes.

Q. Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
A. Because he swept her off her feet.

Q. How do scientists get fresh breath?
A. By having experi-mints.

Q. Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A. Because it already had a million degrees.

Q. Why does a teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students are so bright.

Q. What’s the king of school supplies?
A. The ruler.

Q. Why were students doing multiplication on the floor?
A. Because the teacher asked them not to use tables.

Q. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
A. They keep getting lost at C.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no alarm.”


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