Q: Wh=
y do fish live in salt water?
A: Pepper makes them sneeze.
Q: What are spiders really good at?
A: Surfing the web.
Q: Why=
don’t they play cards in the jungle?
A: Too many che=
etahs.
Q: Why aren’t koalas consid=
ered bears?
A: They don’t have the right koala-fi=
cations.
Q: What do you call a well-bala=
nced horse?
A: Stable.
Q: What’s the smartest insect?
A: A spelling b=
ee!
Q: Why can’t the leopard win a=
t hide-and-seek?
A: Because he’s always spotted.
Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A labracadabrador.
Q: H=
ow does a farmer keep track of his cattle?
A: With a co=
w-culator.
Q: Why are mice afraid of swi=
mming?
A: Catfish.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.net
“It is not eno=
ugh to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “