I hav=
e kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the roa=
d. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a ve=
ry good one.
I gave up my seat to an eld=
erly person on the bus. And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I know they say that money talks, but all min=
e says is "Goodbye."
I usually=
meet my wife at 12:59 each afternoon because I like that special one-to-on=
e time.
I told my doctor that I broke my=
arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day,=
but I couldn’t find any.
I waited=
and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it=
dawned on me.
I hate sitting in traffic=
because I always get run over.
I went o=
n a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again.
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterd=
ay. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.gr=
if.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"