[A baker’s dozen real posts on social media=
from my so-called friends to demonstrate my warped humor is not alone.]
Dale S. proclaimed, “Chocolate is the answer. It doesnR=
17;t matter what the question is.”
Linda Z. sai=
d, “Sometimes I think I’m a reasonably intelligent person and s=
ometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for exta l=
ockiness.”
Ken H. lamented, “I went for a=
run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I’m=
out of shape and can’t run for more than 2 minutes.”
Nathan L. shared, “My wife texted me this morning and said, &#=
8216;Your great’. I replied, ‘No, you’re great’. Sh=
e’s been in a good mood ever since. Guess I should correct her grammar more=
often.
Sonny P. wondered, “The adjective for m=
etal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.”
Wayne I. reported, “I sent my hearing aids in for repair se=
veral weeks ago. I haven’t heard anything since.”
=
Sid T. pleaded, “My wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and ask=
ed ‘Does this make my rear end look big?’ I texted back, =
‘Noo!’ My phone autocorrected it to, ‘Moo!’. =
Please send help.”
=
Gordy H. confessed, “I=
told my teenage son that when I was his age, I used to get 10 cd’s i=
n the mail for a penny. I don’t know if he thought I was lying about =
what a cd was, what a penny was, what mail was, or all of the above.”=
Marilyn L. suggested, “Mornings should be move=
d to a more convenient time of day.”
Scotty D=
=2E complained, “My wife just announced, ‘The bathroom scale is=
broken’. I responded, ‘No weigh!’ The kids laughed=
=2E She did not.”
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Tim M. warned, “Mi casa=
es su casa pero mi taco es mi taco.”
Scott M=
=2E explained, “My wife asked me why I eat donuts. I told her it was =
because I have a genetic condition in which my body doesn’t produce i=
ts own donuts so I have to take supplements.”
K=
en M. announced, “I’ve got big news for musicians wanting that perfec=
t sound! Stay tuned . . . “
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected]&=
nbsp; www.grif.net
“From all harm safe in H=
is sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and fee=
l no alarm.”