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[Readers are BEGGING, but I’m not listening to their pleas and going =
to share MORE Grandpa jokes today]
I’d l=
ove to have kids one day.
I think that’s as long as I can ha=
ndle them.
The guy who stole my diary we=
nt missing.
My thoughts are with his family.
I thought "I’m sorry" and "I apologize&q=
uot; usually meant the same thing.
Found out that is not true=
at a funeral.
I haven’t spoken to my wi=
fe in years.
I thought it would be rude to interrupt her.
There was a break-in at the wig factory.
Heard that police are combing the area.
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&n=
bsp;
I was going to tell some jokes about the modern welfare syste=
m in our area.
Sadly, none of them work.
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I was spoiled since my parents raised me as an only child.
It drove my sister nuts.
It=
‘s not easy being a mom.
Otherwise, dads would do it.
My dog just ate a $100 bill.
I =
guess he has expensive taste.
What’s the=
hardest tea to swallow for at my age?
Reality.
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Dr Bob =
Griffin
bob@gr=
if.net www.grif.net
“It is not enough to stare up the steps=
;
we must step up the stairs“
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