[Older and bigger gr=
oan than simple Dad =
Jokes]
Poop jokes are not m=
y favorite.
But they are a solid=
#2.
Got home and found m=
y kids had been on eBay all day.
If they’re sti=
ll there tomorrow, I’ll have to lower the price.
I got all emotional =
when I saw my wife look at our marriage certificate.
The I realized she w=
as searching for an expiration date.
Wondered why the sand on the beach was so wet.
Then I saw the seaweed.
I only get sick Mond=
ay through Friday.
Guess I have a weeke=
nd immune system.
Hate when my wife ge=
ts mad at me and calls me lazy.
It’s not like =
I did anything, right?
I was walking by a f=
arm and saw a sign that said, “Duck, eggs”.
I thought that was a=
n unnecessary comma . . . until it hit me.
Kids refused to eat =
leftover tacos for dinner, so my wife said to throw them out.=
I did, but now I don=
’t know what to do with all the tacos.
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Dr=
=2E Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
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