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[Many Dad Jokes have really lame word play or puns, but Grandpa Jokes raise
the bar at least an inch higher.]
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?
Traffic jam.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.”
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square.
Why are children’s piggy banks so wise?
They’re filled with common cents.
What did the vet say to the cat?
How are you feline?
It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad.
It’s a faux pa.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?
An iWitness.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”
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