[Olde=
r than normal Dad Jokes. Of course, funnier, too.]
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Phone rang and all I heard was coughing and a loud sneeze.
I’m getting sick of these cold calls.
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sp;
Be careful not to break anyone’s heart. A person only ha=
s one heart.
Break a bone. Instead. They have 206 of them.
Patrolman pulled this guy over and asked, =
“How high are you?”
Fellow answered, “No, y=
ou’re supposed to say Hi, how are you?”
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p;
Preacher came to church and sold books on “How to Solve 5=
0% of Life’s Problems”.
I was impressed, so bough=
t two.
Why do some couples go to the gym=
each day?
They want their relationship to work out.
I poured some water over a duck’s back yesterday=
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I don’t think he cared.
I got a new pen that can write under water.
It can write =
other words too.
Dogs can’t operate MRI =
machines.
But catscan.
I&=
#8217;m not going to try the new all almond diet.
That’s just=
nuts.
Most puns just make me numb.=
Math puns make me number.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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