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06/23/25 Grif.Net – Grandpa Jokes

06/23/25 Grif.Net – Grandpa Jokes

[Olde=
r than normal Dad Jokes. Of course, funnier, too.]

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Phone rang and all I heard was coughing and a loud sneeze.

I’m getting sick of these cold calls.

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Be careful not to break anyone’s heart. A person only ha=
s one heart.

Break a bone. Instead. They have 206 of them.

 

Patrolman pulled this guy over and asked, =
“How high are you?”

Fellow answered, “No, y=
ou’re supposed to say Hi, how are you?”

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Preacher came to church and sold books on “How to Solve 5=
0% of Life’s Problems”.

I was impressed, so bough=
t two.

 

Why do some couples go to the gym=
each day?

They want their relationship to work out.

 

I poured some water over a duck’s back yesterday=
=2E

I don’t think he cared.

 

I got a new pen that can write under water.

It can write =
other words too.

 

Dogs can’t operate MRI =
machines.

But catscan.

 

I&=
#8217;m not going to try the new all almond diet.

That’s just=
nuts.

 

Most puns just make me numb.=

Math puns make me number.

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Dr Bob Griffin

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