[My f=
riend Jim M. wrote me: Dr. Bob: here are some sayings that I got off the wa=
lls of a restaurant my wife and I stopped by last week in Windom, MN. Maybe=
some of these will be worthy of use in one of your lists. ALL are cringe-w=
orthy.]
If you think women are the weake=
r sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side of the bed.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all=
you need are two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club=
and a spade.
There are two theories to =
arguing with women. Neither one works.
D=
ivorce is painful. There is an easy way to save a lot of trouble. Just find=
a woman you hate and buy her a house.
A=
t every party there are two kinds of people. Those who want to go home earl=
y and those who don’t. The trouble is that they are usually married to each=
other.
If a man is alone in the woods a=
nd no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?
So, apparently RSVP’ing back to a wedding invitation — "M=
aybe next time" — isn’t the correct response.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www=
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=