[A fr=
iend is doing a presentation on finances, so asked me if I had any old joke=
s about money. Old jokes, sure, but not very good jokes.]=
A fellow won one million dollars in the Lottery.
Interviewer: Congratulations on your win! If you don’t mind me asking=
, how will you spend you $1 million?
Lottery player: I owe some people s=
ome money, so I will be paying my debt to these guys first.
Interviewer:=
And what about the rest?
Lottery player: Well… I guess they’ll have t=
o wait.
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If I had 5 =
dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other, what do I have?
Someone else’s pants on.
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What costs hundreds of millions of dollars but is worthless?
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2nd place in a presidential election.
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Jim: “Suzy, I won the lottery! 4 =
million dollars! Pack your suitcase!"
Suzy: "Do I n=
eed to pack winter or summer clothes?"
Jim: "I don’t care. Jus=
t leave."
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&nb=
sp;
I gave a homeless man 100 dollars today..
Must a=
dmit that the amount of joy I felt when he put the gun away was priceless.
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Dr B=
ob Griffin
bob=
@grif.net =
www.grif.net
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