[Stor=
ed up some sick jokes while I=E2=80=99ve been sick. And yes, my brain is st=
ill not right.] 😉
I told my wife that 3,025 years from today, I predict life on earth will e=
ither be really good or really bad.
It’s 5050.
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My family told me I’d never be good at poetry because =
I’m dyslexic.
But so far, I’ve made three jugs and a vase and=
they’re lovely.
In college, I spent the=
summers selling security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.=
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kit=
chen table.
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My wife said, "I have g=
ood news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"
I replied, "The good news."
She smiled and said, "The go=
od news is that the car’s airbag worked perfectly."
My wife talked about a wonder food that contains protein, =
fiber, and healthy fats.
My only reaction was, "That’s n=
uts!"
Lastly, she wanted me to exer=
cise by jogging.=C2=A0 I told her that was evil, and I would be better to j=
ust stay still.
Of course, she said, =E2=80=9CProve it.=E2=80=
=9D
So as a minister I got out the bible to Proverbs 28:1. &q=
uot;The wicked run though no one chases them, but the righteous simply stan=
d still, bold as a lion."
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Dr. Bob Griffin
=E2=80=9CAbhorring a=
ll my sin, adoring only Him=E2=80=9D
[email protected] www.grif.net
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