[Could not close this subject until we hear from the medical=
profession, often called to testify in court. Amazing stuff.]
Q: Do=
ctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q=
: Doctor, remember that all your responses must be oral. What school did yo=
u go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Now doctor, is=
n’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it =
until the next morning?
A: [no response]
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++++
Q: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead peopl=
e?
A: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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Q: Do =
you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an au=
topsy.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for =
a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathin=
g?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began t=
he autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive neverthel=
ess?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could=
have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif=
=2Enet
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