[Hear=
d some odd sayings from gals, and since I collect odd followers, thought I&=
#8217;d share. May have kindred spirits here.]
“I’m angrier than a mosquito in a mannequin factory.&quo=
t;
“I finally got rid of my winter=
fat and now I have spring rolls.”
“It’s weird being the same age as old people.”
“I’ve got PMS, OCD, and ADD. I want t=
o cry and look pretty while I kill everyone, but I can’t focus on tha=
t because I’m busy cleaning.
“You’d be surprised how fast you get help at Home Depot when =
you’re trying to start a chain saw.”
“Nobody told me that when you get a husband, the ears are so=
ld separately.”
“At this poi=
nt, if a clown invited me into the woods at night, I’d go.”
~~ANSWERS to “What’s This City =
Called Today?” Quiz~~
Example: ST.=
ANTHONY =3D MINNEAPOLIS, MN
1. BOMBAY =3D MUMBAI, INDIA
2. SWILLINGS MILL =3D PHOENIX, ARIZONA
3. PEIPING =3D BEIJING, CHINA
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sp;
4. CHRISTIANA =3D OSLO, NORWAY
5. LENINGRAD =3D ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA
6. GRANVILLE =3D VANCOUVER, CANADA
7. OLISIPO =3D LISBON, PORTUGAL
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=
8. FORT=
DUQUESNE =3D PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA
9. TURICUM =3D=
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND
10. NEW AMSTERDAM =
=3D NEW YORK, NEW YORK
11. HANSANJU =
=3D SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA
12. YORK =3D TO=
RONTO, CANADA
13. CONSTANTINOPLE =3D IST=
ANBUL, TURKEY
14. YERBA BUENA =3D SAN FR=
ANCISCO, CA
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15. FORT NASSAU =3D ALBANY, =
NEW YORK
16. DANZIG =3D GDANSK, POLAND
17. SAIGON =3D HO CHI MINH CITY, VIETNA=
M
18. LEOPOLDVILLE =3D KINSHASHA, DEMOCR=
ATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO
19. LOSANTIVILL=
E =3D CINCINNATI, OHIO
20. EDO =3D TOKYO, JAPAN
BONUS: PIGS EY=
E =3D ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Know=
s Me, This I Love!"
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