[Voted five best dad jokes of the month. Not a hi=
gh bar to reach.]
"I’m afraid for the May calend=
ar.
I fear its days are number=
ed."
"My wife s=
aid I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward."
"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have i=
n common?
They’re both Paris s=
ites."
"If the=
kng sleeps on a king sized mattress and the queen sleeps on a queen sized =
mattress, what does the prince sleep on?
An heir mattress."
"I =
thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
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Dr Bob Grif=
fin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no alarm.”