Ken H=
=2E boasted, “A lot of women say their husband never listens to them.=
I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.”
Kristin F. said, “When I told my parents over =
the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, ‘Have you tried e=
uthanasia?’ In the background my mom yelled, ‘For the last time=
, it’s echinacea!’”
Wa=
yne M. reminded, “In case you didn’t know, the phrase ‘Don̵=
7;t take this the wrong way’ has a 0% success rate.”=
Sara P. confessed, “Whenever I see chocolate=
, I hear two voices in my head. One of them says ‘Eat the chocolate&#=
8217; and the other one says ‘You heard her. Eat the chocolate.’=
;”
Paul O. taught, “Coffee i=
s not just a beverage. It’s a cup of liquid sanity.”=
Coach wrote, “I’m standing outside the=
house as my wife sings inside, proving to the neighbors that I’m not=
hitting her.”
Nikki D. explained=
, “Rested women make better decisions. Go to bed, sis. Now.”
Ken M. shared, “I’ve taken up =
coin collecting. I think the change will do me good.”
Julie P. hummed, “A procrastinator’s work i=
s never done.”
Scott M. recalled,=
“122 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. Turns out the=
y were Wright.”
Peter B. related, =
“When I’m cold, I stand in a corner. It’s always 90 degre=
es there.”
~~
Dr. Bo=
b Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
[email protected] w=
ww.grif.net
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