[Toda=
y is my wife’s birthday. I promised NOT to tell how old she is, but s=
he is “double lucky”, rolling two 7’s. Of course, that me=
ans some really loving (lame) jokes are on tap to remind us about getting o=
lder!.]
You know you are old when people=
tell you how good you look . . . for your age.
You know you are old when you knew when the Dead Sea was only =
sick.
You know you are old when almost e=
verything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
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sp;
You know you are old when you’ve been there and done that, but=
don’t remember what that was.
You know =
you are old when you stop growing at both ends and start growing in the mid=
dle.
You know you are old when you can c=
ough, pass gas, sneeze, and pee at the same time.
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You know you are old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are old when you’re told t=
o slow down by your doctor and not the police.
You know you are old when you eat supper at 4:30 p.m.
You know you are old when the oxygen masks drop f=
rom the ceiling when your birthday candles are lit.
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p;
You know you are old when kidnappers aren’t very intereste=
d in you.
You know you are old when peop=
le no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
You know you are old when there is nothing left to learn the hard wa=
y.
~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“1 cros=
s + 3 nails =3D 4 given”
com