Our d=
octor put me on a no-sugar ‘diet’ to feel better.
The first three letters of that word are what I’m feeling right abou=
t now.
My wife is mad that I keep introd=
ucing her as my “ex-girlfriend”.
So, today I wen=
t with her as my “ex-fianc=E9” instead.
Still not happy.
I found a successful man is one who earns =
more than his wife can spend.
However, I’ve also found=
a successful woman is one who knows where to look for such a man.
My son has his BA and his MA.
Sadl=
y, he still wants his PA to support him.
My granddaughter’s fourth birthday was today, but when she came to s=
ee me, I didn’t even recognize her.
It’s like I h=
ad never seen her be four.
~~ANSWERS TO =
“MONEY QUIZ”~~
1. APY =3D an=
nual percentage yield
2. CD =3D certific=
ate of deposit
3. CFO =3D chief financial officer
=
4. =
COD =3D collect on delivery
5. CPI =3D c=
onsumer price index
6. CVV =3D card va=
lidation value
7. DJIA =3D Dow Jones Ind=
ustrial Average
8. EIN =3D employer iden=
tification number
9. Fannie Mae =3D Fede=
ral National Mortgage Association
10. FD=
IC =3D Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation
11. FICA =3D Federal Insurance Contributions Act
=
12. Freddie Mac =3D Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corpora=
tion
13. GDP =3D gross domestic product
14. IRA =3D individual retirement accou=
nt
15. LLC =3D limited liability corpora=
tion
16. NYSE =3D New York Stock Exchang=
e
17. P&L =3D proft and loss stateme=
nt
18. POS =3D point of sale
19. ROI =3D return on investment
20. RMD =3D required minimum distribution
21. SIMPLE IRA =3D savings incentive match plan for empl=
oyees (individual retirement account)
22=
=2E SPX =3D S&P 500 Index
23. TIN =
=3D taxpayer identification number
24. U=
PC =3D universal product code
25. VAT =
=3D value added tax
Bonus: 2FA =3D=
Two Factor Authentication
~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected]=
=A0 www.grif.net
“1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given”
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