Sam E=
=2E admits, “My wife says I can be an idiot sometimes. It’s so =
nice of her to give me permission.”
Sue W. questions, “Would it kill the makers of avocado to pu=
t a different toy inside? I’ve got like 50 wooden balls so far.”=
;
Aaron M. celebrates, “Not to bra=
g, but I just went to another room and did not forget why I went there! It =
was the bathroom, but I’m taking the win.”
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Sharon C. confesses, “Old age is real. Last nigh=
t I was in bed for 20 minutes when I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I reme=
mbered I came to my room for my wallet.”
Ken H reminds us, “As I grow older, I still have a lot going f=
or me. My eyes are going. My knees are going. My back is going.”
Linda P. asks, “If anybody wants to s=
ponsor me, I‘m doing a 0.000000000002km run to raise awareness for la=
ziness.”
Coach L. discloses, ̶=
0;I renamed my dog ‘Six Miles’ so I can tell everyone I walk 6 =
miles every day.”
Carol R. retell=
s, “It’s ‘I before E’ except for when your neighbor=
Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated wei=
ghtlifters. Weird.”
Scott M. lamen=
ts, “Larvae was a great band until the Beatles emerged.”
Dick Van D. teaches, “At 30, I used to e=
xercise to look good. At the age of 50 to be fit. At 70 not to be padded in=
a bed. At 80 to be able to live without assistance. Now at 99 I do it out =
of pure defiance.”
Bob G. shares, =
“Teresa asked why I don’t just write a book instead of all my s=
tupid word-play jokes. I thought that was a novel idea.”
Sarah I. “My hubby says I’m gettin=
g fat, but I’ve just had a lot on my plate lately.”
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhoring all my sin, ador=
ing only Him”
[email protected]=
www.grif.net