[Lots=
of riddles, funny thoughts, odd questions, and silly or clever answers to =
give much fun for April’s Fools Day for the whole family. I would not=
“bet the farm” on the truth of any of these jokes or phrases.]=
Q. How do you make the number one disappear?
A. Add a ‘G&#=
8217; and it’s gone
Q. What word w=
ould you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one han=
d?
A. Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand=
Q. Is it legal for a man to marry his w=
idow’s sister?
A. Yes, but since he is dead it would b=
e hard to do so
Q. Though not a pot=
of gold, what will you find at the end of every rainbow?=
A. =
The letter ‘W’
Q. How was it=
possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two peopl=
e survived?
A. The two survivors were married
Q. What breaks and never falls, and what falls and neve=
r breaks?
A. Day breaks and night falls
=
&n=
bsp;
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is al=
l the time?
A. A widow
=
Q. =
What happened when the wheel was invented?
A. It caused a rev=
olution
Q. What can you hold without tou=
ching it at all?
A. A conversation
Q. What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to =
it?
A. Short
Q. If a monke=
y, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree, who will=
get the banana first?
A. None (coconut trees don’t gro=
w bananas)
Q. What moves faster: heat or=
cold?
A. Heat because you can always catch a cold=
Q. I have one head, four legs, but only one foot. =
What am I?
A. Your bed
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~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhoring all my sin, adoring only H=
im”
bob@g=
rif.net www.grif.net