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04/01/25 Grif.Net – April Fool’s Day Questions

04/01/25 Grif.Net – April Fool’s Day Questions

[Lots=
of riddles, funny thoughts, odd questions, and silly or clever answers to =
give much fun for April’s Fools Day for the whole family. I would not=
“bet the farm” on the truth of any of these jokes or phrases.]=

Q. How do you make the number one disappear?
A. Add a ‘G&#=
8217; and it’s gone

 

Q. What word w=
ould you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one han=
d?
A. Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand=

 

Q. Is it legal for a man to marry his w=
idow’s sister?

A. Yes, but since he is dead it would b=
e hard to do so

 

Q. Though not a pot=
of gold, what will you find at the end of every rainbow?
=

A. =
The letter ‘W’

 

Q. How was it=
possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two peopl=
e survived?

A. The two survivors were married

 

Q. What breaks and never falls, and what falls and neve=
r breaks?

A. Day breaks and night falls

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bsp;

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is al=
l the time?

A. A widow

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Q. =
What happened when the wheel was invented?

A. It caused a rev=
olution

 

Q. What can you hold without tou=
ching it at all?

A. A conversation

 

Q. What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to =
it?

A. Short

 

Q. If a monke=
y, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree, who will=
get the banana first?

A. None (coconut trees don’t gro=
w bananas)

 

Q. What moves faster: heat or=
cold?

A. Heat because you can always catch a cold=

 

Q. I have one head, four legs, but only one foot. =
What am I?

A. Your bed

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~~

Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhoring all my sin, adoring only H=
im”

bob@g=
rif.net
www.grif.net

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