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Q. Why are March 31st babies easy to fool on April 1st?
A. They literally were born yesterday.
Q. Why was t=
he March calendar so scared on April 1st?
A. Because it knew =
it was about to be fooled.
Q. Why didn&#=
8217;t A and C prank their friend on April 1st?
A. They just =
letter B.
Q. Which day is the worst to p=
ropose on?
A. April Fools’ Day.
Q. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
A. Because they ju=
st finished a long 31-day March.
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Q. What=
do you call a sunny day that follows two rainy April days?
A. Monday.
Q. Why do eggs like April Fools’ =
Day?
A. They love practical yolks.
Q.=
Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas =
station?
A. He thought it a day for April Fuels’ jokes.=
Q. What do you say when it’s raining geese a=
nd ducks on April Fools’ Day?
A. Typical fowl weather for Wisconsi=
n.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“1 cros=
s + 3 nails =3D 4 given”
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