Wh=
at is a computer’s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Inst=
ead of Da-da it says “Da-ta.”
How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in.
What do computers like to eat?
Chips.
What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer key=
board?=
The space bar.
What happened when=
the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to =
eat.
What is a computer virus?=
A termina=
l illness.
What kind of doctor fixes =
broken websites?
A URLologist.
Ha=
ve you heard about the Disney virus?
It makes everything on your computer go=
Goofy.
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Dr. Bob =
Griffin
“Abhoring all my sin, adoring only Him”
[email protected] www.=
grif.net
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