Kim E. boasted, “I got myself a seniors’ GPS. Not o=
nly does it tell me how to get to my destination, t tells me why I wanted t=
o go there.”
Lindsay N. related, “I’m taking steps to overcome =
my hiking addiction, but I’m not out of the woods yet.”
Peter W. quip=
ped, “Every morning I tell my wife I’m going out jogging. Of co=
urse, I just sit and drink another cup of coffee and never leave the house.=
It’s sort of a running joke I have.”
Senator Kennedy drawled, “=
;The tofu crowd is mad. But when you trim the fat, pigs squeal.”=
Ken M. sai=
d, “One of my favorite words is drool. It just rolls off the tongue.&=
#8221;
Stacey B. warned, “Safety First! Oh, wait, who am I kidding? Coffee=
first. Safety is like third or fourth on the list.”
Wayne M. confesses, &#=
8220;It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For e=
xample, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going somew=
here else.”
Ken H. admitted, “Finally figured out why I look so bad i=
n pictures – it’s my face.”
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;
Ian K. reminds us, “The weakest men compe=
te with girls. The weakest minds celebrate it.”
Karin C. lamented, “Mom said if I made any more pun=
s at the breakfast table, I’d be toast. I vowed to keep silent,=
but my dad keeps egging me on.”
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Dr Bob G=
riffin
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=2Enet
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love=
!"