[Each month in 2025, we wander down memory lane, repeating t=
he Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years ago (March 20=
00 for those mathematically challenged.) Remember this one?]
REVISED BIBLIC=
AL HEADLINES (if written by today’s liberal press)
On Red Sea Crossin=
g:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
(Pursuing Environmentalists Killed)
On Davi=
d & Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOV=
ED CHAMPION
(Psychologist Questions Influ=
ence of Rock)
On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FI=
RE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
(400 Innocents Killed)
On the Birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
(Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple)
On Feeding th=
e 5000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD’S LUNCH
(Disciples Mystified over Behavior)
On Heali=
ng 10 Lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR’S PRACTICE RUI=
NED
("Faith Healer" Causes Bank=
ruptcy)
On Healing of Maniac of Gadara:
M=
ADMAN’S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
(Local Far=
mer’s Investment Lost)
On Old & New Testament condemnation of Homosexua=
lity:
HOMOPHOBIA TAUGHT BY LUNATIC RIGHT-=
WING CONSPIRACY
(Gays/Lesbians Parade to =
Support Death Penalty for Apostle’s Intolerance)
On Raising Lazarus from th=
e Dead:
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A =
STINK
(His Last Will Reading to be Delaye=
d)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"