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03/05/25 Grif.Net – Revised Biblical Headlines

03/05/25 Grif.Net – Revised Biblical Headlines

[Each month in 2025, we wander down memory lane, repeating t=
he Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years ago (March 20=
00 for those mathematically challenged.) Remember this one?]

 

REVISED BIBLIC=
AL HEADLINES (if written by today’s liberal press)

 

On Red Sea Crossin=
g:

WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE

(Pursuing Environmentalists Killed)

 

On Davi=
d & Goliath:

HATE CRIME KILLS BELOV=
ED CHAMPION

(Psychologist Questions Influ=
ence of Rock)

 

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:

FI=
RE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY

(400 Innocents Killed)

 

On the Birth of Christ:

HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS

(Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple)

 

On Feeding th=
e 5000:

PREACHER STEALS CHILD’S LUNCH

(Disciples Mystified over Behavior)

 

On Heali=
ng 10 Lepers:

LOCAL DOCTOR’S PRACTICE RUI=
NED

("Faith Healer" Causes Bank=
ruptcy)

 

On Healing of Maniac of Gadara:

M=
ADMAN’S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE

(Local Far=
mer’s Investment Lost)

 

On Old & New Testament condemnation of Homosexua=
lity:

HOMOPHOBIA TAUGHT BY LUNATIC RIGHT-=
WING CONSPIRACY

(Gays/Lesbians Parade to =
Support Death Penalty for Apostle’s Intolerance)

 

On Raising Lazarus from th=
e Dead:

FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A =
STINK

(His Last Will Reading to be Delaye=
d)

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"

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