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03/04/25 Grif.Net – New Windows 2000

03/04/25 Grif.Net – New Windows 2000

[Each month in 2025, we wander unsupervised down memory lane=
, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years =
ago (March 2000).

 

ERROR MESSAGES THAT MAY BE PLANNED FOR WINDOWS 2000:

 

1)=
To continue, enter any 11-digit prime number.

 

2) Press any key to continu=
e or any other key to quit.

 

3) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

 

4) =
Press any key. . .No, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

 

5) Close your eyes and press =
ESCAPE three times fast.

 

6) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corn=
er.

 

7) You’ve got a time-out, Mister!

 

8) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 =
to continue.

 

9) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) =

 

10) Bad or missin=
g mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

 

11) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: In=
competent User.

 

12) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) =

 

13) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found. . .Use backup. . . PENCIL & PAPER.

 

14=
) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.

 

15) User Error: Replace user.=

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~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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