[Each month in 2025, we wander unsupervised down memory lane=
, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years =
ago (from March 2000). I found out my attempt at humor has NOT gotten bette=
r in passing years, but lots that were funny THEN are still funny NOW.]
App=
les, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.=
Peop=
le do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.
W=
hen you sneeze, all bodily functions stop … even your heart. This is why =
people have always said "God bless you" after a sneeze.
Only 7% o=
f the population are lefties.
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40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bi=
tes every minute.
The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years wa=
iting in lines.
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
40,000 Americans are i=
njured by toilets each year. Don’t ask how.
The average housefly lives fo=
r one month.
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A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. Ask me how =
I know.
The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its h=
ead are the rabbit and the parrot.
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In most television commercials advertisi=
ng milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of =
the milk.
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato =
can for a carburetor.
If coloring wasn’t added to Coca-Cola, it would be gr=
een.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, =
This I Love!"