Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of heliu=
m?
A: "HeHe."
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolu=
te zero?
A: He’s 0k.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: &qu=
ot;Do these genes make me look fat?"
Q: What is the least interesting elemen=
t on the periodic table?
A: Bohrium.
Q: Why doesn’t this blog have more =
chemistry jokes?
A: They usually don’t=
get a reaction.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They’re ch=
eaper than day rates.
Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: Because they make=
up everything.
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Q: Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium got together for a date=
?
A: Yes, and I was like ‘OMg!’
Q: Is this the las=
t chemistry joke?
A: We wanted more, but al=
l good ones Argon.
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Dr Bob Gr=
iffin
[email protected] www.grif=
=2Enet
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love=
!"