01/31/25 Grif.Net – Scratch Your Head

[Some jokes are not completely useless. They can always be used=
as bad examples.]

My friend got me an elephant for my room. I said, “Thank=
s.” She said, “Don’t mention it.”=

As I get older, I reme=
mber all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my career as a tour guide w=
as not the right choice.

How many skunks does it take to make a stink?  Just=
a phew.

My doctor told me I was going deaf, and that news was hard to hear.

I went to=
the pet store to buy a dozen honeybees. They gave me 13. When I asked why,=
they said it was a freebie.

If a man tells dad jokes but doesn’t actually =
have any children, is he a faux pa?

&nb=
sp;

Are the knees on a cow called burger joints?

I like=
elephant jokes. Every other type is irrelephant

The wife asked me to replace a l=
ight bulb in the ceiling, but now she’s afraid I’ll screw it up=
=2E

I =
would conclude with a chemistry joke, but not sure it would get any reactio=
n.